A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
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