told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
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