margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Can I color on your dick again?
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
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