what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Terrible idea I love it
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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