Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
I woke up under a house in Key West
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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