Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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