I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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