i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
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