Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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