I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I think I just sharted jello shots
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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