ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
I need a burrito and a hug.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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