Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Randomize
