I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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