absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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