He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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