you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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