I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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