do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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