Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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