love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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