Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
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