At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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