I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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