He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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