So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
stop calling my apartment porn island.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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