On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
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