Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
I think I sprained my soul last night
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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