it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
You need Xanax blowdarts
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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