google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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