just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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