North Korea, Best Korea!
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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