What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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