five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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