1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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