So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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