hell yes lets make some ravioli
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
Randomize
