i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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