I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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