Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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