If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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