He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
Randomize
