we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I have aggressive nipples.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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