Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
Randomize
