doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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