absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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