i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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