Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
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