We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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