is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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