I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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