Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
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