Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Randomize
