pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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