Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
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