Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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