i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
Im just a social blackout drinker.
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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