If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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