I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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